Miscellaneous: Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me....

By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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I hate surprises

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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Damp squib

By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML

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Hush, Mother

By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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The hair of the dog

By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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phillip1337 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:08

WTF? get new friends ASAP

0___0 9

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:10

I agree with #2. What a wonderful gift ~_~ I would be *pissed*.

Comments

scateice 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 18:56

1. Cuss 1 hour straight 2. Get the nearest hard solid and start hitting 3. Swear them off 4. Call them sick bastards And there u go! :D

irishgirl_kel 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:11

those are not "friends" ...sounds like they're keeping you around so they have a running joke for amusement.

thegoodlifeNOT 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:33

eww thats not even funny thats nasty

JSmith08 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 22:19

i would have punched every one of them in the face

thelonelylurker 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:13

That's a horrible prank. You need to bust some skulls.

goode48 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:28

LMFAO thats as bad as the guy who shit on the dudes face

scottvodka 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:59

your friends suck.

NoSuchLuck 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:19

How did you get through the door in the first place? To rest a bucket of anything it has to be slightly ajar. Unless that was a huge bucket, it doesn't make much sense.

rlb237 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:22

Wow, you have really shitty friends.

weepgwillow 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:59

And yet you call them friends? I would have written ex-friends in your post. It's time for you to find new ones. Friends treat you with respect and love. Sure, pranks can be fun within reason. However, their "prank" was not an act of love; it was just being mean and disrespectful to you. No telling what health issues you could have picked up from being drenched in the pee, either.