Miscellaneous: Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt...

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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Same thing different taste

Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By struckbystarzz - 27/03/2015 13:12 - United States - Taunton

Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML

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Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:28

You can't control some things..

Iamnotmyself 17

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:39

Must have smelled like the ass gas of Satan

Comments

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:23

Oh my Gosh, I would´ve been SO embarrassed! :O

lollipop77_fml 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:18

Okay, so it's human to have to use the bathroom - yup ladies too! However, there is no excuse for not trying to find something in the bathroom to disguise the smell even a little - air freshener, hairspray - anything!!! Boyfriend's Dad needs a little help in the decorum department also!!!!

ohyeahbaby 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:19

I recall my friend visiting my apartment once. He went for a little "toilet tour" and after that, the pipes were so ****ed up that shit was coming out of the bath. He never visited me since.. thank god.

mannykinz 9

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:39

You guys are dumb. It's "light a candle." lighting a match wouldn't do shit.

ohyeahbaby 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:52

I recall my friend visiting my apartment once. He went on a "little toilet tour" and after that the pipes were so ****ed up that shit was coming out of the bath hole. He hasn't visited me since.. thank God.

CanadianMuse 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:58

I guess you forgot about the matches, or opening the window, or starting the fan, or all? That still sucks, but blame it on the BF next time ;)

TheAnon 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:28

lol dude

iceleste7 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 23:51

LOL sounds like something that'd happen to me >.

chuko1014 0

Friday 19 August 2011 0:42

lmfao damn if i was ur bf i woulda just burst out laughin. shoulda turned on the air fan then sprayed som air fresherner put a plug in bleached the toilet and put one them tilets soap in there lol or jus threw pine sol in the toilet lol