By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
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devildog562 33

Arachnophobia. That truly sucks op. Time to get the flamethrowers and poison grenades.

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Becca_Bear_98 19

I would've RonWeasly'd that, ran, tripped, and managed to break my arm. Butterflies, why couldn't it have been butterflies?!

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vikky538 28

you are the god mother for those spicy babies..

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scottyboy417 19

I would have screamed like a little girl and felt absolutely no shame. I don't mess with spiders under any circumstances.

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trickiestboss 10

I would've had a panic attack and died on the spot.

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kieralumina 30

that experience sounds horrendous. proceed with shirt burning, hot antibacterial shower, house burning, and then paranoid skin clawing.

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nikkipixxqueen 8

I would've killed myself omg. I hate spiders.

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thatonedude55 8

Oh dear god that's terrifying. KILL THEN WITH FIRE

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