Animals: Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By Crystal - 10/01/2009 08:21 - France

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By FellingShitty - 05/10/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML

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By shugette212 - 05/12/2014 01:56 - United States

Today, I found the Christmas candy that I'd hidden a year ago. Turns out I wasn't the only living creature who had found it. FML

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Sunday 20 July 2014 13:33

Poor fishy.

wtfomfgfml 14

Sunday 20 July 2014 13:34

Oh my Cod. I bait you weren't happy.

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softviking 12

Sunday 20 July 2014 20:03

You do spring cleaning in July?

westboundcali 13

Sunday 20 July 2014 20:05

Puns are starting to get really old on here lmao. Can it.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 20 July 2014 21:49

So did your cat eat it or not? It's still possible

Damafia 19

Sunday 20 July 2014 21:57

Guess you found Nemo.

kc_bbg15 14

Sunday 20 July 2014 22:40

Spring cleaning in July?

peak4u 10

Monday 21 July 2014 0:08

How have you only found that now ?? More regular cleaning is in order OP !

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 21 July 2014 0:28

And this would have never happened if you kept it in a 75 gallon tank with a hood and filter. Goldfish grow to be over a foot long, they don't belong in a bowl. Bowls are death traps.

Echosnow 15

Monday 21 July 2014 2:06

Never assume!!

Punkgirl4554 20

Monday 21 July 2014 2:22

My cat just ate one of my goldfish...

QueenofWheels 13

Monday 21 July 2014 5:14

One shouldn't it be summer cleaning? Two how did you not smell it?

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