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By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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By Arlbethere - 25/02/2011 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2023 22:00

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 20:37 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML

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By Susan - 23/08/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back, then I hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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twixxone 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:06

i bet the priest gave you some ugly looks and you will be in his prayers

txgirl2013 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:07

Oh us Texans...

Comments

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:15

you will be in somebody's prayers

patrickalamo 47

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:32

Houston. they police escorts were soooo mad... 20yrs doing this. my first mistake like this.

TalkinSmack 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:38

that's special

jellyD 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:50

distracted drivers kill people. you create your own clients. idiot

patrickalamo 47

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:56

I wasn't really distracted. I was confused by the police pointing both ways. FML, edited my posting. FML

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:05

Time to trot out an old standard. Smooth move Exlaxx!

matt0794 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:11

No. 3 that is why this is an FML. idiot.

chblacklab27 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:15

that makes no sense re write it

patrickalamo 47

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:34

FML, edited my listing

lovinj 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:40

two words dumb asa.

Yoshi_Fue 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:03

What the **** is an "asa"?

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:49

Wow. You need to control your language. Not that saying dammit is bad, but using he lords name in vain is. I'm sure that priest prayed for you after that one.