Miscellaneous: Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask...

By Anonymous - 31/08/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

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By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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By mjbx - 01/01/2012 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

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By mylifereallysuks - 08/11/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 05:25 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML

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By FiredAF - 20/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML

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By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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By OverWorked1 - 20/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

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By dntstopmenow - 14/03/2009 05:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML

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Orgazm0 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:37

You never know things might go well and she might say "sure". :P

Lonely_Lez 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:38

Gmail! There's an undo function now. :D

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effinlovely 0

Friday 1 July 2011 17:10

I don't see how this is an FML. Everyone makes typing errors.. so what?

Chigagigaroo 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:04

I hope afterwards you made sure to send a message explaining that you meant to say "things". XD

wolfgirl18 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 18:35

Why didn't you just send another one that said this *things then it wouldn't be a big deal

crackerjack13 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:40

What's wrong with saying first? First first first first first things first.

fml_mu 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 5:41

Always review a mail before you hit send!!! Since this has already happened hope you sent another mail correcting yourself and said "things*"

mojo5678 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 4:53

It's a mistake anyone could make. I'm sure she'll realize that. Drama queen

nicholasj96 9

Sunday 1 December 2013 13:47

I'm sure they knew of your mistake .

mschmuty_fml 19

Tuesday 29 April 2014 3:36

had something else on your mind

becca9985 34

Friday 17 June 2016 21:50

Considering the "I" and the "O" are right next to each other on the keyboard, I'm sure they realized it was an honest mistake.

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