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By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Chad - 06/09/2020 13:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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HappyItalian 38

Friday 21 August 2015 14:56

This is why we don't shower with our dentists.

CAC_Boomerang 24

Friday 21 August 2015 14:50

Now to clarify here OP... Your dentist wasn't *actually* watching you shower as this happened... Right..?

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lenalee96 22

Friday 21 August 2015 14:47

Well that must have been a- mouthful of issues. YEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!! ...I'll see myself out...

buckstop1 37

Friday 21 August 2015 16:44

Nah, I've seen worse puns. You can stay

sstahpp 33

Friday 21 August 2015 19:15

To be honest..my mouth had a few things missing afterwards.

arano 29

Friday 21 August 2015 14:48

It was getting payback for all the unsavory things you did with it.

sstahpp 33

Friday 21 August 2015 19:09

Hahaha...probably!!!

arano 29

Sunday 23 August 2015 9:39

Lmao that's awesome

cat4651 15

Friday 21 August 2015 14:48

Well, that IS a pretty amusing reason to need some dental work.

tantanpanda 26

Saturday 22 August 2015 5:02

tbh, if I were the dentist, I'd laugh too. ige never heard of a shower head flying into someone's face. My condolences, but it's still a bit funny.

wesleyc2110 22

Friday 21 August 2015 14:48

Beware of flying shower heads

CAC_Boomerang 24

Friday 21 August 2015 14:50

Now to clarify here OP... Your dentist wasn't *actually* watching you shower as this happened... Right..?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 21 August 2015 14:57

good thing you weren't using it to do a vag massage

buckstop1 37

Friday 21 August 2015 16:45

That's what OP wants you to think #7

sstahpp 33

Friday 21 August 2015 19:10

No. No he wasn't.

rockydify 22

Friday 21 August 2015 20:30

That's what I was wondering. Seems a bit weird.

HappyItalian 38

Friday 21 August 2015 14:56

This is why we don't shower with our dentists.

Chelserser 20

Saturday 22 August 2015 7:00

This comment made me laugh way too hard.

sstahpp 33

Saturday 22 August 2015 10:33

I'll keep that in mind next time!

JamesSays 4

Friday 21 August 2015 15:02

Plot twist: it didn't end up being relaxing

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 21 August 2015 17:30

I think you need to look up the proper use of "plot twist" ;)

I_Like_Dogs 28

Friday 21 August 2015 18:10

Plot twist: it was relaxing.

sstahpp 33

Friday 21 August 2015 19:11

The anesthesia he gave me was pretty relaxing.

buckstop1 37

Saturday 22 August 2015 2:41

I'm not too sure if you've noticed, but what #8 said IS a plot twist. The shower was supposed to be relaxing. The shower turned out to not be so relaxing. Boom. Plot twist

FemskyD 26

Friday 21 August 2015 15:11

That is funny sorry :)

Xion0014 20

Friday 21 August 2015 15:11

It's happen to me before, wetting everything before actually getting in to shower though.

Dick_diamond 22

Friday 21 August 2015 15:13

Ask your dentist to share the laughing gas..

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