By showerpower - 21/01/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0

She deserves it for fishing for compliments.

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24788 6

You know you wanted to say that because she's always bitching about her weight. I hate how fit woman say they are fat and need to lose weight. I'm so fat I can't eat one piece of brownie or it will go straight to my thighs... Good, I'm ******* glad then you won't break in half when I bend you over.

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xxwtfwasthatxx 0

how do you **** up that bad?

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tired_ra 0

Showering with your girlfriend? There's your first problem. Don't worry about it, people who cohabitate, which I'm assuming you do since you were showering together, are more likely to have their relationships fail, so....it was bound to happen.

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manstie 1

Why are americans so stupid? It's only americans that jumble up words, I sware...

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themahoneymonste 0

lol.. says the person who spells the word "swear" wrong.

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LissaMccracken 23

*swear. Don't call people stupid when you can't even spell. And not all Americans are stupid, and people who aren't American have done that. Go **** yourself.

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Consequences 0

Just ignore it, when they do that. I'm so sick of size 0's and their laments of how "obeast" (as a size 2 friend of mine calls herself) they are.

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alexandriakid 0

She deserves it, I hate girls that KNOW they have a perfect body but still complain about being "fat" just so they can get compliments.

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FJT 0

Thats not fair there are plenty of people who might seem like they have the perfect body but are more self concious than anyone else. they see themselves differently to how everyone else sees them

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princess_six 0

Oh noes hahaha XDDDD I hope you apologized to he :P

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leadrunner751 3

sometimes people screw words up

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Nuahavizu 17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha. Ok, i got that out of my system. But really, if she doesn't accept your accidental spoonerism, than you should be jsut as mad at her.

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