Today, while leaving after a short visit with my mother, my mother... - FML

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By PreggoPhat - 17/04/2018 22:37

Today, while leaving after a short visit with my mother, my mother embraced me tightly and whispered in my ear,”I love my little fatty”. I’m seven months pregnant and went from 90lbs to 128lbs. FML.

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mcdgaf 14

Friday 20 April 2018 5:51

girl I gained 50lbs during my pregnancy. I went from having an 8 pack and being a fitness instructor, to hating my life because I got placed on bed rest after 4 weeks of pregnancy. it truly sucks, the child is worth it, but please get help if you feel constantly upset about stuff. Post pardum starts during pregnancy and lasts for years sometimes, do not ever feel like the burden of your feelings are your own. people are willing to help. even strangers. dm me if you need any sort of help or advice. I will make myself available for you.

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mcdgaf 14

Friday 20 April 2018 5:51

girl I gained 50lbs during my pregnancy. I went from having an 8 pack and being a fitness instructor, to hating my life because I got placed on bed rest after 4 weeks of pregnancy. it truly sucks, the child is worth it, but please get help if you feel constantly upset about stuff. Post pardum starts during pregnancy and lasts for years sometimes, do not ever feel like the burden of your feelings are your own. people are willing to help. even strangers. dm me if you need any sort of help or advice. I will make myself available for you.

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