Miscellaneous: Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing... - FML

By DetergentFrog6 - 07/04/2014 20:54 - United States - Rahway

Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML

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By Tanny - 19/04/2017 04:00

Today, I was playing basketball, and while trying to jump and shoot, I farted on the face of the person behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 04:07 - United States - Taylors

Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

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By Benchthewarmer - 08/07/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I had a basketball game against our rivals. Since the starting guard had a broken ankle, I felt happy that I could finally get playing time and prove that I'm good. Instead I had to run the scoreboard for the game, because the scoreboard guy was absent. FML

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By Bitchjackedmyball - 12/09/2012 08:52 - United States - Kihei

Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML

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By jalapenos99 - 02/04/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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raisinbam 13

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:34

Well played.

Yeshua_fml 19

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:34

Hey, fake it 'till you make it.

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Curtis66 19

Tuesday 8 April 2014 10:40

Alley Oop?

mangoboy1 19

Tuesday 8 April 2014 11:58

I feel your feels bro; I also suck at basketball and sport in general.

Amazing_Taylor_ 9

Tuesday 8 April 2014 13:24

Maybe if you try passing it to him you'll make a basket.

pratikp03 22

Tuesday 8 April 2014 15:17

U still got an assist

LatvianPride 16

Tuesday 8 April 2014 15:50

Lol, don't worry OP, I am BRUTAL at basketball lol. Infact only sport I am really good at is hockey, love hockey! Why couldn't Latvia have beaten Canada in the Olympics this year!!?

Ibroughtuamento 10

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:03

It's not that bad! At least you contributed!

Ayezed 10

Tuesday 8 April 2014 22:55

Is D rose the OP?

monomiky 5

Wednesday 9 April 2014 0:50

at least u tried

Pussycat86 18

Wednesday 9 April 2014 3:09

I guess I'm the only one who noticed there are 2 that's in the Fml

darkfireflame 15

Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:53

Keep practicing you'll get better.

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