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By Malíya - 04/05/2015 21:02 - United States - Perth Amboy

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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GoddessGlitter 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:18

rude. beggers ain't choosers. didn't deserve your dollar anyway

SarahSehhati 40

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:18

A dollar for you to keep. Don't spend it all in one place ;)

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SarahSehhati 40

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:18

A dollar for you to keep. Don't spend it all in one place ;)

JazzHandsFML 28

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:58

I say spend it on Chinese food and give it to him.

sonasonic 34

Tuesday 5 May 2015 11:16

Beggars can't be choosers, and apparently you needed the money more than him. A kind gesture is never without reward, so cheer up OP, you get to keep a dollar!

GoddessGlitter 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:18

rude. beggers ain't choosers. didn't deserve your dollar anyway

Cads1 24

Tuesday 5 May 2015 12:53

While I agree with what you said, can I put a different perspective on it. Let me say first it is no excuse but depending on their age, he could be a veteran from the Vietnam War. In which case he may still have some negative feelings there. Still not really an excuse.

riceballchink 12

Tuesday 5 May 2015 14:58

Who said he was Vietnamese?

kozzard 17

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:09

For a lot of people, it's very hard to tell from which Oriental country someone is descended from.

funneh1 21

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:19

Am I a bad person for laughing at this? "Asian of persuasion" I can't...I just can't lol!!

devildog562 33

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:35

Yea you are a pretty bad person. Not as bad as me though... I put the cauc in Caucasian.

devildog562 33

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:37

Im actually really tired and wanted the last post to work .... Poorly executed on my part ... Sorry ahead of time .

peacheso 31

Tuesday 5 May 2015 10:36

#4 "Asian persuasion" And what "can't" you do? Don't leave us hanging…

jerryj 27

Tuesday 5 May 2015 13:32

You "just can't lol"? Although you said that you were laughing? Which one is it then?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 6 May 2015 6:14

I guess he can't be persuaded to be Asian. I've got a brick, and I'm ready to try

onyourleft 10

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:19

It's pretty crappy that he turned your money down. But, at the same time, he doesn't deserve your money if he's going to be so rude when you were offering your help.

Destinee_1 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:19

The world is still terribly racist and judgmental, it's a shame.

iMuffinKat 16

Thursday 31 December 2015 7:59

Agreed. I think kids/teens are meanest, being a 13 year old little Asian girl myself. But hey, we've all been racist once in our life, whether or not it was purposefully.