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Don't have a cow. No use crying over spilt milk. Dairies nothing you can do about that old heifer now. Mooove on.
That was udderly ridiculous. Your puns were quite cheesy, and not in a gouda way. In fact, they were downright terri-bull.
39 & 45 Good job at milking this one for all it's worth.
Lactate! Sorry, just got excited.
best response to this FML
ummmm.... rude ? thats why i dont like people : /
This is why the 'youth of today' (of which I am one) are apparently so 'rude and ill-mannered'. Little kid idolises Granny/Grampa who is rude, so they think this behavior is ok. Seriously. You say THANK YOU.
I was at the corner store on campus the other day, getting tea and a snack, when I realized I didn't have my wallet on me. The cashier told me to take the tea anyway. I was intensely grateful. She said it was no big deal and wished me happy holidays. It absolutely made my day. I wonder at other people who can't accept kindness. Maybe the old biddy is just a terrible scrooge? Please don't let this stop you from being kind in the future- you may just make someone's day, like the cashier made mine.
Wat a fckn bitch ! >:/
my mema does that. but she has alztimers (sorry I can't spell). I go shopping with her all the time. You can't take it personal--- my mema doesn't even know who I am sometimes. And I am appalled by some of the comments on here. WTF? slap her? spill the milk on her? She is an elderly woman that should, if not respected, then at least treated with some type of kindness.
58- But OP *was* being kind... She just didn't accept the kindness.
stupid ****** ppl these days can't accept when someone pays it forward
That old bag is probably lactose intolerant and just was pissed because you tried to buy her some cow-poison. She would have been on the crapper all night swearing at you - and perhaps still may be!
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That is when you run up to her, grab the milk, and dump it all over her! Some old people think they have the right to be rude, she deserves to get soaked!
old people sure have changed...