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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Didn't think it through

By Mister_FML - 12/08/2020 08:01

Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML

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Let me out!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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Baby please come home

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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dragonaair 5

Sunday 24 April 2011 9:08

Crawl back inside theb, I guess.

uncbballwins 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 9:08

Hopefully you wore your cute panties that day. You know... The ones with the little bunnies on them...

Comments

madseewhy 3

Monday 25 April 2011 18:40

lol that's pretty dumb, honestly

deepinthought 0

Monday 25 April 2011 20:41

WTF? why did it take you 5 minutes to get out?

NecromancerA7X 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:45

are you fat? those cracks are HUGE!

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 25 May 2011 15:35

you couldn't just call for help?

brunettegurly 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:24

wait- don't you lock yourself in there anyway so you can get dressed privately?

KaylieBieber100 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:06

how the **** do u get locked in isnt the lock on the insidee??

HeartAndSoul2011 0

Friday 22 July 2011 6:39

crawl back under??

MeleMallory 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 3:46

YDI for improper grammar. It's not "try and", it's "try to."

Sk8trlover19 3

Saturday 18 August 2012 4:53

Be happy nothing got stolen cuz you left it all outside lol but fyl in some ways

nicky_8017 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:36

That sounds like something that would happen to me!

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Who could stay mad at that face?

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