Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to...

By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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Not a night owl

By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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pjsr 32

Tuesday 17 January 2017 20:07

Streaking is more fun if you take it all off

Magnoxidans 19

Tuesday 17 January 2017 20:08

Hope you were in one of the warmer parts of the world and not where it's snowing!

Comments

monkeytater96 23

Saturday 14 January 2017 3:04

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

pjsr 32

Tuesday 17 January 2017 20:07

Streaking is more fun if you take it all off

Magnoxidans 19

Tuesday 17 January 2017 20:08

Hope you were in one of the warmer parts of the world and not where it's snowing!

jenjen53 7

Tuesday 17 January 2017 22:06

I thought the dorms now-a-days had a bathroom attached to the rooms.

garciat1998 10

Tuesday 17 January 2017 22:42

Anyone else notice that I guy posted that

LeighChan 12

Tuesday 17 January 2017 23:17

that was the first thing I noticed...

rinzlerkitty94 31

Tuesday 17 January 2017 23:20

That, or OP just didn't set the gender thing to female.

LordGiblett 26

Thursday 19 January 2017 2:50

Maybe someone transgender posted it

kitsuneluvuh 12

Tuesday 17 January 2017 22:43

Don't you have RA's who are supposed to be there to help with that sort of thing? Or you could have knocked on a neighbor's door to ask if you could borrow a phone or a coat or something...

Suaria 38

Tuesday 17 January 2017 22:50

Don't you have an RA that could have let you into the room?

Oogly979 8

Tuesday 17 January 2017 23:10

Not to be mean but if you were a little more classy you'd ask a fellow girl for a towel or anything gets to help cover up instead of flashing everybody.