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By crudofalife - 04/07/2011 09:42 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By okay - 22/07/2015 04:58 - United States - Woodstock

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 02:25 - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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mthammer 4

Monday 4 July 2011 16:30

aren't McDonald's burgers 2 years old anyways?

PSQ91 6

Monday 4 July 2011 16:10

Give him a hamburger anyways. That crap is so cheep & he's probably some bum.

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kelixo24 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:45

ohh, that sucks... but to be honest thats really funny

kelixo24 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:47

what if the customer randomly found the receipt somewhere and decided to confuse you? just a thought.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 4 July 2011 16:47

yeah...I don't get how this is an FML...this is more like MLIA.

CaptainDouche 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:47

Give him a burger and don't forget to **** in his coffee.

bigbadtim 7

Monday 4 July 2011 17:47

Every time I see your profile picture, I get angry.

cgall123 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:49

crazy he has a McDonald receipt that old but that is funny

goshpeople 4

Monday 4 July 2011 16:52

Most receipts would be obviously old-looking after that long and/or the text would be faded. Maybe the computer had the wrong date. Or he's brazenly trying to con you, in which case you could just give him one of the hamburgers that's been sitting out for too long to sell to anyone.