Sex, Pregnancy and Intimacy: Tricked

Tricked

By Sniffles - 26/04/2014 12:28 - Ireland

Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 546

You deserved it 30 414

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 144

You deserved it 8 887

Some people are so... creative.

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 415

You deserved it 1 587

By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 022

You deserved it 8 344

By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 725

You deserved it 9 805

Gentleman

By Screwed - 10/07/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, a girl I’ve been fucking told me she’s pregnant after she told me she took the pill. What she really meant was, “Oh, that pill? That was Advil ‘cause I get headaches.” The bitch knows I have a wife and kids. She callously said, “Should've been more specific.” She can’t understand why I’m freaking out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 125

You deserved it 1 620

By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 524

You deserved it 5 133

By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 776

You deserved it 3 218

By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 809

You deserved it 59 564

Safety first

By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 03:30 - India

Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML

I agree, your life sucks 140

You deserved it 618

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 132

You deserved it 4 188

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:33

Congratulations

damnit1989 16

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:33

Maybe you should've been more specific. And you could use condoms. It never hurts to use both types of contraception. I have to say you deserved it.

Comments

Tawnkat 13

Monday 1 September 2014 5:06

Both of you are kind of stupid.

saikomad 10

Tuesday 18 November 2014 21:59

I will say YDI. But also, I think she should've understood it. I mean, if he asked her right before sex, then it should be pretty obvious..

QuintonCordes 4

Monday 1 December 2014 21:55

Gratz dude. stay with her

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 18:58

I gotta say, man, I don't blame you one bit. She's very stupid but very good at hiding it.

Drosophila82 18

Tuesday 7 April 2015 6:10

I'm married and I'm terrified of that

Puppys_Doll 28

Thursday 30 April 2015 5:40

You do realize that the pill doesn't always work? You deserve it for not being careful

ElmoSP3 14

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:23

Your girlfriend is a special kind of stupid my friend.

carbonbasedcynic 17

Monday 18 January 2016 20:40

what the hell is wrong with you people. by asking a girl if shes on the pill the guy OBVIOUSLY doesnt want a kid. now if she keeps it this man will have to give up his dreams, countless hours of his life, and hundreds of thousands of dollars to take care of a kid that he never even wanted. you guys are ridiculous.

FweakofCydonia 40

Saturday 20 February 2016 4:56

He should have put on a condom AND let the girl take the pill. It's always good to have a backup plan since no single contraception is 100% effective.

Unlucky1232 20

Thursday 7 April 2016 3:14

relax man. i know its a life changer i understand. Just calm down. I know it's going to be a pain in the ass but remember all the torture you'll experience your doing it for the love of your life.... i mean the kid here

Marelena Rodriguez 2

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:33

Birth control isn't just a woman's responsibility. You should've used a condom & spermicide to have further protection and maybe you wouldn't have needed to post this 'FML". Good luck to you.