Tricked

By Sniffles - 26/04/2014 12:28 - Ireland

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Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML
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damnit1989 16

Maybe you should've been more specific. And you could use condoms. It never hurts to use both types of contraception. I have to say you deserved it.

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OneToughChick 13

Wear a condom?? Takes two ya know.

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jakeysmom 12

Unless you see the pills and even see her take them, don't take her word. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong :-)

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KevinGT97 9

at least Your child won't get fever hay.

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superjewguy 19

congrats are in order......but ydi for not being specific and please remind urself daily that mother of your child thought u meant hay fever and wasnt smart enough to know what is universally known as "the pill". again congrats tho

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askullnamedbilly 33

"Are you on the pill?" is already specific enough unless you're talking to a complete moron.

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Willibobs 33

did she bollocks haha

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TheDrifter 23

Fell for the oldest trap known to man. Sorry op, but she's got you now. Hopefully everything works out between you two and remember, some of the world's best parents never expected to be parents.

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outoftown 26

Only after a DNA test to confirm the child is OP's. If she's dishonest enough to trick him into pregnancy, she's dishonest enough to stick him with another man's child. In either case, why should OP stick with a dishonest partner? If she lies about something this important, she'll lie about other things she wants.

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atlandon 3

you know that's why there's this other neat thing called condoms

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