Cars, Fire and Transportation: Trousers? Suit you sir! - FML

Trousers? Suit you sir!

By brebis - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, when I threw my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My pants got completely burnt. FML

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funkyboof 0

Friday 6 February 2009 1:11

You deserved it, you yucky litter bug.

MCart_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:29

You totally deserved it, littering sucks and you could have caused a fire.

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cartedor 18

Tuesday 16 September 2014 0:15

so your trousers are made of paper? interesting

DanDRoberts14 7

Monday 20 October 2014 21:23

You deserved it. You litter and also, smoking is nasty.

bun_key0_1 20

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:12

mother nature was saying oh hell nah.. not today!

Pendragon55555 10

Friday 28 November 2014 6:36

as a smoker you deserve it

bheaze 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 12:19

To all you people saying eh deserved it for littering I'm pretty sure that every single one of you has littered at one point. You're all the biggest hypocrites I have ever come across. It's not something you're supposed to do, obviously, but everyone has, so shut up.

marier00 19

Saturday 6 June 2015 20:39

Karma is a bitch ;)

bertie69 6

Tuesday 16 June 2015 20:03

shouldn't smoke. shouldn't litter

shittykittymeow 11

Friday 25 September 2015 8:09

That's why someone created this crazy contraption called a buttcup. You should probably get yourself one. No one likes a litter bug

rhiley 26

Tuesday 19 January 2016 11:31

karmas a bitch

ImBadatGoodNames 10

Tuesday 6 December 2016 16:28

Karma.

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