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Valentine's Day confession

By Mister_Triangle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML

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Mister_Triangle 21

Tuesday 1 November 2011 9:39

Well I've been out of high school for over a year now and my other sister (who knew for some reason) let it slip while we were discussing valentines day. I played it off like I already knew, but I secretly died a little inside.

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mathew17986g 2

Monday 31 October 2011 11:30

At least you know someone cares :D

danishbagel 3

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Well at least she was being nice.

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bobsanction 18

Monday 14 February 2022 9:54

[Rains of Castamere Intensified]

KushyMcHaze 18

Monday 14 February 2022 17:34

Man, that’s rough.

bazjack 26

Tuesday 15 February 2022 1:29

I feel your pain. I was pretty unpopular in high school. Well, one Valentine's Day I opened my mailbox to find one of the candygrams that the school let people send. I was so excited till I looked at it and realized it was in the wrong mailbox. I brought it back in to the school store (which managed the mailboxes) and let them put it in the right one. It was so depressing.

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