Wakey wakey

By fuuuuck - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML
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WCARlover 34

Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha

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every1luvsboners 11

Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.

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friedeggyolive 7

yeah, especially when you're in a hurry! baths take like 5 times as long as showers and don't get you as clean!

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whosurdaddy123 0

Help im trapped help!!!!! Alright guys listen up guys u know what we gotta do, we gotta give the guvna a good ol fashion beating and then mum is guna say BOOYA!! ur a bad bilbo aint ya, bad bad bilbo!!! GIVE ME BACK MY ******* CHUTNEY BITCH!!! Blargin shnarglin

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hoshi87 11

I'm betting a nice cup of tea/coffee (something stronger?) would have relaxed you without putting you to sleep. No?

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rjoker0413 15

I've done that before, now i have an alarm clock in my bathroom.

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lexiieeex3 32

That's my worst fear!

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FrankHotpants 31

Maybe next time do the bath the night before or maybe a just stick to the shower in the morning.

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