Wake up and Work: Wakey wakey - FML

Wakey wakey

By fuuuuck - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

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WCARlover 34

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:10

Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:16

Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.

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xbella 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:04

at least you had a good rest lol

niswisk 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:06

Ouch major shrinkage! Hope u were able to retrieve them :( lol

aarshvipatel 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:08

That's why you should shower instead.

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:11

Should have wore the electric dog collar from the other FML.

ezy05 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:18

That's y u shower instead

anncorinnelife 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:32

Who still takes baths? And before work? Dumb -- u deserved it

vip3r20 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:39

and very soggy.

sbd122 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:51

Good luck finding your balls, I'm guessing they seceded into your stomach.

heavymetalman1 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:16

At least you woke up....

theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:43

Be glad you woke up...

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