Love: Walked into that one

Walked into that one

By loser - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said, "Oh, and now you look more handsome." FML

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thursday0384 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:55

want some aloe for that burn!?

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:16

Maybe he was offended that he doesn't look "smart" when he has his glasses off. Watch what you say, he probably didn't mean it and only said it to get back at you.

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fatcow282 8

Saturday 8 September 2012 6:04

Lol

OneFrayDragons 11

Thursday 29 May 2014 3:37

I said that to me friend! His reply was "I know"

jimbob123456 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 22:22

You deserved that

aa1717 12

Thursday 17 July 2014 19:49

Tsss burn

bun_key0_1 20

Tuesday 28 October 2014 23:31

come on you were asking for it.

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did I remembered there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper; he never did, and came out without socks. FML

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Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML

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Today, I trusted a fart at work and, for the first time in my life, it did not come out silent. I have had a hell of a time explaining to people that I don’t fart loudly all the time. FML

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Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

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Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML

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