Family, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Was that really necessary? - FML

Was that really necessary?

By dayum - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Mexico

Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did I remembered there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper; he never did, and came out without socks. FML

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drumhellermd 0

Friday 11 December 2009 1:48

HAHAHA!! that, my friend, is HYSTERICAL!!

JassyJas 2

Friday 11 December 2009 1:49

one time this guy was at my house and he went to the restroom and i realized there was no toilet paper but he never said anything. Later i went inside and the tissues that were already in the trash then had poop on them. ppl are gross!!

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peterblackmer91 12

Saturday 27 March 2021 3:53

Why wouldn't you have gotten him paper towels or something?

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 24 August 2023 23:16

😂😂❤️‍🔥 Obviously a man with an eye for solutions rather than for problems...

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