We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

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Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
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christa953 12

and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

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imright24 0

And what's with the "don't let her touch you" and "make sure she washes her hands" bullshit? if it grosses you out that much, you must have a very boring sex life, not wanting to get any of "that" on you.

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Taipan_fml 0

Agreed, OP it's not like you're not getting the same exact thing on your hands and in your mouth, assuming she's got good hygiene.

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ladyluck82 9

Maybe she just likes the smell of the ocean?

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diirty_brunette 0

I agree with

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musicismything 0

I bet half the people on here have done that.

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scroojilicious 1

Confucius says: " Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger."

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LYONkyle22 0

Dude, she is just makin sure she smells good for you...

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poppetsauce 4

Ok..for starters; ALL GUYS DO THAT. In VARIOUS areas. I have seen men itch and then smell (asscrack, nut sack, bellybutton, armpit, back fat) So really, tell us you have never done it yourself. Secondly, I'll admit I have ALWAYS done that to myself. Why? BECAUSE of jackasses always making references to ****** & fishiness, girls and women a like are paranoid to death that this will actually happen! So out of habit, if My hand happens to itch something near my honeypot, I will always check to make sure I am always fresh & ready! Though I generally make a point to make sure no one observes this behavior but I will admit to it here lol And I am happy to say that I have never, ever smelled of anything aquatic.

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aardvarkish 16

I'd rather smell of something aquatic than alder berries.

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breakof0 0

actually the two things that turn girls on most are pumpkin pie and the smell of there own or another girls like "smell".

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max400 0

No dumbass, girls are attracted to the smell of cucumber, it's boys that are attracted to pumpkin pie scents and lavender.

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breakof0 0

you wanna bet? I just got down watching manswers when I posted this, and idk cucumebers might to but pumpkin pie makes 11% more blood flow to men and womens crotch.

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