Intimacy, Health and Geek: Today, after installing a clapper in our bedroom, my wife and...

By Mr. Brink - 09/03/2018 06:10 - Austria - Wilhelmsburg

Today, after installing a clapper in our bedroom, my wife and I had some rough sex and the lights went on and off. That's how we found out about her seizures. FML

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Allie614032 34

Friday 9 March 2018 7:12

Can those lights really turn on and off at such a high speed to trigger seizures?? I thought they had to be strobing to do that.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 March 2018 6:21

I think they are called orgasms. Way to go, Chief!

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SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 1:01

By “rough sex” did you mean you played paddy cake? Or was there a lot of slapping/spanking involved?

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 20:16

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