Animals and Dogs: Scooby snacks?

Scooby snacks?

By DogStew - 12/09/2019 18:00

Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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By CrapDay - 18/01/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early in the morning when it was still dark to go off to work. I saw what looked like a piece of slime that my children would play with and went to pick it up. Nope. Turns out it was puppy shit. Wet, slimy puppy waste. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 21:42 - United States - Utica

Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML

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Pink tax

By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML

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It's a doggy dog world

By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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Madison Gliosci 16

Thursday 12 September 2019 21:02

I only vote YDI because after the first turd eating incident you should have cleaned the other turds from your yard before letting the dog out again

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 September 2019 18:19

Got news for you chief -- lots of the turds had worms in them and so does the puppy.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 September 2019 18:19

Got news for you chief -- lots of the turds had worms in them and so does the puppy.

Madison Gliosci 16

Thursday 12 September 2019 21:02

I only vote YDI because after the first turd eating incident you should have cleaned the other turds from your yard before letting the dog out again

DogStew 20

Friday 13 September 2019 6:34

All the turds were from wild animals and community cats. I don’t have the ability to crawl around on all fours and sniff out all the rogue turds.

Seeya55 31

Saturday 14 September 2019 12:48

Man it's too bad leashes don't exist! Darn!

DogStew 20

Saturday 14 September 2019 16:16

I’m not going to leash a puppy all day long. That’s cruel!

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Scooby snacks?

Same thing different taste

Pink tax

It's a doggy dog world

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