Really? That's the best comment you could come up with? There's a button you could click to have the same effect. :3

^There's a button you couold have clicked as well.

Is that comment supposed to mean that breakups are meant to occur on facebook?

It's meant to show the similarities in the two situations. Not all people are morons on Facebook.

lay off the lean when you comment

Now there's one we haven't heard yet :)

Next time you get embarrassed, callous. We'll be there to lend you a hand. There are mani of us willing to help.

She was too busy polishing her nails to polish their relationship

OP said she heard snickering from people. She didn't say that they seemed like they enjoyed seeing her get dumped via a call, which is really cowardly (unless they are in a long distance relationship).

What if her boyfriend called to break up because he found out that she cheated on him with 6 other guys, two of whom were not human. Would he still be a douchebag just for doing this on the phone?

Making assumptions based on the limited information provided in the FML is poor form. Even if the assumptions do prove to be accurate, breaking up in person is almost always the more decent approach, irrespective of one's motives for doing so.

Which is why one can't assume that the OPs ex is a douche. We simply don't have enough information.

Op put the conversation on speakerphone. Clearly that makes this her fault. Nobody wants to sit there listening to someone else's conversation while getting their nails done or doing someone's nails. Op should have postponed the conversation till after she left the salon.

Yes, I'd like to file a complaint about the workers at X salon.. They were snickering when they heard my boyfriend break up with me through the phone when I put him on speaker.

I'm sorry, come again? Why does she need a nail that deserves her?

I think #8 was trying to make a (bad) pun out of the "there are plenty of fish in the sea" saying. Sorry #8 but you just couldn't nail that pun right there.

lol heehee

Watch "Dean Martin and Nancy Sinatra Things" on YouTube, and see how much romance and class has really disintegrated since the 60's.

Are you talking to yourself?

No he is talking to me! TO ME I TELL YOU!! ;) And I agree with him. I would have loved to have been alive in the 1940s or 50s! Just seemed like people were a little bit more decent and kind to each other...

#19 - I threadjacked myself in order to get my message across with the YouTube video. In the 50's/60's songs were like - "Love me tender, love me sweet, and I'll love you always my darling..." Today it's like - "picked up some ho', picked up herpes, yo"

#20 yes people seem more friendly and decent in the 40s and 50s... Assuming that you where white. Any other race was put down and treated poorly.

31, I feel a #1 hit coming on!

Namely OP, others found it snickerworthy.