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By hatemyjob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML
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Top comments

enonymous 8

Have you not been watching Burn Notice? you'll need a cheap cellphone, Christmas tinsel and some homemade plastic explosives to bypass the alarm system

Comments

nothing good comes from being an over achiever

gigi03 5

Ive done that before cops showed up and qyestioned me for hours

Never pays to be an over achiever dip stick

Ohh I know the struggle! I once had my first day on a new location of the office. I did get the alarm explained, but they didn't explain how I could see it was already off because someone was inside... It didn't clearly say it was off, so instead of just walking in I unknowingly turned it on. Since that day I've got a phobia for alarms. You have to be reaaaal quick and call the security before they're there or you'll get a huge fine!

For a second I thought this was me... (The keypad was outside the doorway. I did not set off alarms, just waited patiently for my boss. This one happened when I had just graduated high school, though...)