Weird flex, but OK

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after two days of not showering. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

At this time of the year in Queensland - the sunshine state! 2 days in that summer heat... you bring shame to Aussies.

Keep it that way for a few more days, and you'll have a trail of followers.

How is that pleasure and why dare sniff your own armpit after you KNOW you haven't had a shower??

jvmockingbird 0
AllyyK 9

You're discusting. Take a shower! Noone likes BO.. I feel bad for the people around you :/

"discusting"? "Noone"? Those aren't words. It's "disgusting" and "no one" is two words.

AllyyK 9

HAHA! Oh no my very first 'grammar nazi' attack! YAY! You know, since it was 2am when I wrote that comment I wasn't really paying attention to my spelling and I actually didn't give a shit if I spelled something wrong, as you can tell. You understood what I was saying right? So at 2am that's all that matters. So no need to spell it out for me like you're trying to teach me something. You're just wasting your own time by TRYING to be cool or whatever the reason for your pointless comment. You must think you're s0000 c00l! Well, just because you corrected my accidental mistake doesn't mean anything at all because you probably chose my post because that was the only thing you actually know how to spell out of all the other posts and spelling mistakes. It's okay though you tried! So MY BAD! Nice try though little girl :) Let's try this one '**** off bitch'. Is that correct? Did I make any other mistakes? Cause you know the only reason I'm here is for YOUR approval! By the way I don't take shit from anyone either ;) Bring on the thumbs down and those bad comments! :)

AllyyK 9

My rant of the day ^^ I needed to get my point across and I just don't rude bitches, as you can tell lol.

GoW_Chick 14

You know you shouldn't smell it, but the curiosity won over this time. Take a shower, you damn hippie.