Love and Embarrassing: What ARE you doing?

What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 34 946

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 640

You deserved it 612

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 772

You deserved it 10 098

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 383

You deserved it 44 843

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 866

You deserved it 5 294

By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 554

You deserved it 3 925

By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 846

You deserved it 3 608

By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 393

You deserved it 10 919

By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 893

You deserved it 3 616

Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 729

You deserved it 131

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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You deserved it 2 264

kenjiisown 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:07

I bet he was jealous of the rug.

dva976 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:14

weird much!?! who makes out with a bear rug? pretend or otherwise.

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AlyWallyy 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 14:50

lmao it's not a big deal.

Laby_fml 9

Sunday 5 September 2010 14:50

Ah, another immature being in this world

oldenuff2party 3

Sunday 5 September 2010 15:10

haha kinky

reallymily 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 15:21

that's really not that bad. just laugh and say you were bored... hahah that's what I do.

hugopz 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:14

#1 looks like a creeper lol

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:32

why would his dad be looking?? creeper much

GravyTrain918 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:41

Crazy Canadians, makin out with dead Russians...

shortstuff9519 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:19

whatever floats ur boat

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:26

Ha ha ha, your boyfriend's dad saw you in the bear.

Lolzords 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:54

Badum tshhhh.

420pium 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:38

99 bears hiss

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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Today, mid-sex, my wife told me to call her a nasty slut. I was kind of uncomfortable doing it, but I did it to make her horny. She started crying, because she didn’t realise how much it would hurt her feelings. Now I’m not sure if she’s mad at me or herself, but I’m scared either way. FML

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Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 320

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Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML

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You deserved it 1 245

Today, I opened my own flower shop. My mom's response was, "Get a job." FML

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You deserved it 76

Today, my boyfriend met my mom. He was curious as to how my mom had a better ass than mine when she was twice my age. FML

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You deserved it 1 121

Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML

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You deserved it 284

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

What ARE you doing?

Same thing different taste

Get out of there, fast

Bae Caught Me Slippin

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