Love and Embarrassing: What ARE you doing?

What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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Sunday 5 September 2010 9:07

I bet he was jealous of the rug.

dva976 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:14

weird much!?! who makes out with a bear rug? pretend or otherwise.

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residentZERO 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:51

YDI.. your life is far from f'd.. the bears FML shoulda been moderated in.. "Today, I wuz jus eatin mah berries, alls went dark, suddenly I'm in a photoshoot with some dumb broad. FML!" poor bear! :(

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:54

FML, for having to deal with co-commenters such as yourself. "Wuz" is not a word!

residentZERO 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:58

bears don't do too well with the English language, just quoting the bear. it's okay, one day that knot in your panties will come undone and you'll stop being so uptight about such trivial things. have a nice day! :)

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:59

Highly unlikely. Besides, the first part of your comment was not, "the bear" talking. By the way, bears growl.

residentZERO 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 11:01

some people find knots tricky.. :( *hugs*

TransitionCovery 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 11:03

"Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML" YDI.

atticuz 2

Sunday 5 September 2010 11:29

Bears growl? No way! I see a revolution.

MetalFish 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 11:42

FYL, just because EVERYONE does something in their life where they turn round and some random family member is starting at you. Mine was stood on the couch headbanging to Pantera ^_^