Animals, Holidays and Dogs: What happened here?

What happened here?

By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 012

You deserved it 334

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By nayahbear24 - 27/08/2014 22:52 - United States - Trenton

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 209

You deserved it 3 925

By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 036

You deserved it 3 871

By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 461

You deserved it 2 407

Wrecked

By cathouse - 26/03/2011 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 959

You deserved it 4 236

By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 674

You deserved it 830

Bad boy

By feelgood - 29/07/2013 05:08 - United States

Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 580

You deserved it 6 788

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 693

You deserved it 303

Noped out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 979

You deserved it 2 989

By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 774

You deserved it 2 674

A cheap holiday in other people's misery

By Blunt w/chip on shoulder - 06/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 222

You deserved it 496

Flutter_Lily 6

Monday 24 September 2018 14:35

I'd take her to court to pay for the couch. If you still have it, take pics.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 24 September 2018 14:53

Clearly she hasn’t been looking after the dog OR the apartment!

Comments

Flutter_Lily 6

Monday 24 September 2018 14:35

I'd take her to court to pay for the couch. If you still have it, take pics.

real life problems 26

Monday 24 September 2018 22:42

God damn why cant you Americans think of anything else than suing people especially your own family. If something like that happened in my family, they would pay me for the couch without me having to ask about it.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 24 September 2018 14:53

Clearly she hasn’t been looking after the dog OR the apartment!

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 25 September 2018 0:27

Yeah we got that

lexos 16

Monday 24 September 2018 15:10

Time to go to her apartment and shit all over the place.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 24 September 2018 15:30

Whose poop? Maybe it’s your sister who is not housebroken.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 24 September 2018 15:55

bill the bitch family or not she ****** up

ViviMage 38

Wednesday 3 October 2018 6:44

It wasn't the bitch's fault, it was the slinking supposed to watch it!

Charlie Given 26

Monday 24 September 2018 17:39

Wow gotta love your siblings 🙄 that just means the revenge will be that much sweeter 😈now go get some shrimp (easier to conceal than fish) head to sisters hide shrimp in places she won't think to look (under stove, fridge, couch, inside curtain rods, toilet tank etc.)& let the fun begin 😎

Squidgegg 4

Monday 24 September 2018 20:54

I hope you weren't paying her to do that. If you had agreed to, refuse to pay her. And cut her off entirely, she obviously doesn't give a tinker's damn about you, your dog or your home.