By crazytortise - 06/10/2016 02:40 - United States

Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML
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The_Sexomancer 11

You should've taken the opportunity to spit the gasoline onto his face, MacGyver up a lighter and show him who's laughing then! Probably nobody. Because he'll be in a lot of pain. And you'll be going to prison. You psychopath.

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Tripartita 44

Ugh, I feel your pain, OP. There's nothing worse than your friend not warning you when it's coming and then giving you a mouthful of something nasty.

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The_Sexomancer 11

You should've taken the opportunity to spit the gasoline onto his face, MacGyver up a lighter and show him who's laughing then! Probably nobody. Because he'll be in a lot of pain. And you'll be going to prison. You psychopath.

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blakekorn 7

I'm not sure how it escalated so quickly... but I liked it

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tounces7 27

What the "friend" did was nearly as bad. Swallowing gasoline can be fatal. The "Friend" is either a major dumbass, a major asshole, or both.

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

The next time this friend asks for your help, you should tell him he can suck on YOUR hose. (the ungrateful little shit...)

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Nnzyb 8

You have a truck and from my experience, a lot of gas stations stock small gas cans that you can use to transport fuel so you don't have to syphon gas with your mouth. You sound like a good friend though. Your friend, on the other hand, does not.

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Paws_Cat 29

If your truck had gas, why didn't you just drive the truck to the gas station?

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RpiesSPIES 27

I belive some gas stations have gas cans to lend out to those whom don't have them for situations like this. Don't quote me on it, though. I've never had to go through this.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Why did you not just go to the gas station in your truck grab some gas and then come back? I mean most gas stations sell those jerry can things

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ohSNAPyall 26

Better to use a different container than to get gasoline in your mouth. Or just drive your friend somewhere and drop them off so that they can come back with a gas can.

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RichardPencil 30

How rude! You suck a guy's hose and all you ask is to get a heads up when it's coming. He forgets and you get an unwanted mouthful. What a jerk!

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DravensTheName 16

And he was recoding it too! What a heathen!

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Tripartita 44

Ugh, I feel your pain, OP. There's nothing worse than your friend not warning you when it's coming and then giving you a mouthful of something nasty.

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OldSleaze 4

It's interesting how this FML will go in a totally different direction if you change the word gas to semen.

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DravensTheName 16

The first rule of gas syphoning club. You don't record gas siphoning club.

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