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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By MiraR - 07/11/2022 04:00

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML

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WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 421

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 210

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 34 946

Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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reapfml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:07

What did the rabbit look like?

junaho 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:12

I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit

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angel55033 12

Friday 29 October 2010 9:19

at least he didn't cheat on you technically lol

AceArctic 4

Friday 18 March 2011 21:16

Maybe he needs to dress you up in a squirrel suit and chase you through the forest.

jkbrowns12 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:58

kinky lol

taigerlilly 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:22

hahaha your boyfriend is a plushie. google it. :D

Ai_Luv_U 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:56

He prefers stuffed animals over you OP...that's sad...

cm424love 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 14:04

maybe he was thinking of u? at least, u should hope that was what he was doing lol

missmarie28 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:49

dump him.

fuckmylife2323 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:11

Looks like your gone for too long

xXneoXx_fml 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:37

Omg!! Give that man sum pussy!!!! Stop depriving him!!! Roflmao :P

desertedmango 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 2:48

It wasn't a rabbit it was a bunny. A playboy bunny.

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