Whatthefuckaburger

By r u kidding me? - 09/06/2020 20:00

Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML

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By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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Food for thought

By Whatthehell - 18/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML

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Foreplay

By Anonymous - 18/12/2022 09:00

Today, my girlfriend bitched that we spend too much money on food, and needed to start cooking to save money. I got home from work and started dinner. Halfway through, my girlfriend sighed and said, "This is taking too long, I'll order pizza." FML

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Big Mac

By Raiden - 10/03/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonald's everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonald's. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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What do you want from me?

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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The Reid technique

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 00:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend if maybe she wanted to actually leave the house for date night. All I got was, “Why? We have takeaway menus.” When I insisted we leave the house for once, she got suspicious, like I was trying to hide something bad. She’s not talking to me until I admit what I did. FML

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By T…… - 15/10/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 9 June 2020 20:24

I would have ordered, sat down, ate, etc. I'd point out it took hours to get to this place and I'll be damned if I wasted my time because someone changed her mind.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 10 June 2020 1:42

You still have to drive another 2 hours to get home.

Comments

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 9 June 2020 20:24

I would have ordered, sat down, ate, etc. I'd point out it took hours to get to this place and I'll be damned if I wasted my time because someone changed her mind.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 June 2020 20:43

I don't either. She's sacrificing her favorite burger so she can watch her figure for you. Why aren't you proposing to such a saint?

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 9 June 2020 21:00

Does this happen every month?

ahabsfan 14

Tuesday 9 June 2020 22:02

Ask her to dress up like Snow White so you can photograph the moment you kiss and wake her up.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 June 2020 22:18

It'd be better if she insisted on her favorite hot dog place.

bkwusa 15

Tuesday 9 June 2020 22:45

Most likely after 2 hours the craving for it went away, when she saw the calories the cravings turned to disgust. You have already driven 2 hours, why be mad if she doesn't eat anything? It would still have been a sweet gesture, which you turned negative by getting upset about it.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 10 June 2020 1:42

You still have to drive another 2 hours to get home.

JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 10 June 2020 2:17

If the craving went away, she shoulda said something. Maybe starting the explanation with "I DROVE FOUR HOURS for your craving and you wasted our time"?

mahansm 8

Tuesday 9 June 2020 23:29

Shit test. You failed. She got you to do something that you didn't want to do to try to please her. If you're hungry, stop somewhere and eat. If she doesn't want to eat, tough. You: Where do you want to eat? Her: I don't care. You: (mistake) How about ...? Her: No, (generic bullshit reason) (repeat until you guess where she actually wants to go) You: Where do you want to eat? Her: I don't care. You: (correct) Pull in to where you want to eat. Her: (generic objection) You: You said you didn't care. They have food here; I'm eating here. I'll drop you off at your house when I'm done and you can go anywhere you like.