Wildin'

By sadsadteacher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to tell some of my students to stop eating glue. I teach high school. FML
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airdude25 18

Some days I think my generation has no brains...

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Miss_Whipped 43

Sniffing Sharpies just ain't what it used to be.

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airdude25 18

Some days I think my generation has no brains...

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Lalala579121 27

Same. They just happen to coincide with the days I visit FML.

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MetalxSoldier 26

Am I the only one who has seen this fml before?

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Tripartita 44

I thought the same thing, but if you do a search for "eating glue," the closest (and only) result is from earlier this year: "Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML" They're similar, but not by as much as I thought they'd be.

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URBeingLied2 23

I had a friend who liked chewing on the glue sticks for a hot glue gun for some reason. I never figured out how that habit came about actually.

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khadishja 12

i'm not even surprised

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