Wisdom

By unsuspcted - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son told me to "grow a pair" and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years-old. FML
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artifactoid 0

you raised one baller of a son.

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nataca2 0

ha, it was probably your girlfriend who told him to tell you that...

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Sapphy 0

what is wrong with kids. ugh. makes me wonder if I should even have any

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Bright_Lights 14

Oh dear at everyone who's saying "this kid is stupid" "he needs to be taught a lesson blah blah blah" etc WHY DON'T ALL OF YOU GROW A PAIR! were you all not kids once?

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Jesster_King 0

Apparently someone dropped the ball when raising him, he should respect you not treat you like a friend and burn you freely.

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one2gun 0

lol if that was my son a swift back hand would have been called for

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Ninjaface 0

If your seven-year-old has to tell you that, then he's probably right.

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enough4 0

....aaaaand now you proved his point by whining about it on FML.

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Crysta_fml 3

so what? you son obviously likes your girlfriend alot. sounds like mabey you tell him you love her and want to marry her, or he overheard her saying that. either that or he would love her to be in his life on a more permenat status this isn't an FML but no YDI either Ask her if you want to =)

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infantry831 0

you suck and your son has more balls then you. he is numbing nasty with your girl. get a life

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