Capitalism and Work: Worker rise up!

Worker rise up!

By Username - 04/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

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You deserved it 25 364

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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You deserved it 3 626

Money for whining

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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You deserved it 132

Know your place

By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML

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You deserved it 9 051

By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 290

I don't wanna…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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You deserved it 1 707

Boss man

By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 23:00

Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML

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You deserved it 170

By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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You deserved it 4 494

Sigma grind mindset

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 02:00

Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML

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You deserved it 93

By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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You deserved it 3 785

FuckAllOurLives 6

Friday 5 August 2011 1:33

welcome to the real world

flockz 19

Friday 5 August 2011 1:36

call ************ jones.

Comments

itsalanis 25

Friday 5 August 2011 1:40

stand up for yourself. maybe things will be different when you do.

Mysanitywins 10

Friday 5 August 2011 2:07

Do that, or get fired.

truthinlies 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:33

Both work

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 5 August 2011 1:41

Have a break, have a kit kat! :D

WCARlover 34

Friday 5 August 2011 1:48

This seems to be the beginning of "Horrible Bosses"...best of luck to ya

izzabella43 0

Friday 5 August 2011 5:05

yeah okay, rebecca black

WCARlover 34

Friday 5 August 2011 11:18

Are you saying I look like her? Cause I definitely don't, and by the amount of thumbs downs you got, I'd say others agree. But thanks for that input.

JPdance 5

Friday 5 August 2011 1:50

Look for a new job ?

jonn090 13

Friday 5 August 2011 1:50

Unleash your inner beast

number0 8

Friday 5 August 2011 10:31

That's what she said

mike410 0

Friday 5 August 2011 1:55

Sounds like your his bitch, that's your own fault...

supimnyancat 9

Friday 5 August 2011 1:57

When I'm home alone, I pretend to be a carrot.

Mysanitywins 10

Friday 5 August 2011 2:09

I enjoy my corner, why thank you.

onthetoilet 3

Friday 5 August 2011 2:01

Sucks to be you

avanth 2

Friday 5 August 2011 2:03

I so laughed

himynameischeese 6

Friday 5 August 2011 2:03

Welcome to realatity

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a 'cheating whore.' I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said "No, I'm at my man's house." FML

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You deserved it 46 765

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

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You deserved it 44 392

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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