Miscellaneous: WTF dude?

WTF dude?

By NotSoCool - 15/05/2009 04:41 - Singapore

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By kqwarrior - 27/06/2016 03:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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By cheekymac - 09/06/2010 15:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML

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By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

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By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2015 02:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I turned to face the cashier at the supermarket, I managed to knock over an entire display of gift cards with my backpack. FML

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sparda4355 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:15

"Today I was pulling my trolley luggage... ...Thinking i looked real cool" There my friend was your first problem...

WickedAwsum 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:10

Oh my god, that's funny. This could be used for like.. a briefcase commercial.

Comments

msw52 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:06

#13 and #43, America is not the only country in the world. People do spell things differently than us in different parts of the world--- including realize. First clue should have been the fact that he used the words "trolley luggage" and "metres"

hottiegurl 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:13

Wow, I've never done that before.

SarahNorton 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:04

aww that would suck. but maybe they thought it was really cute, I know I would.

asdtertrwttewt 2

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:21

#3 - the scary thing is, it is very possible that someone from a luggage company would read this and do that

lolo527 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 7:24

LMAO!!!

CurdledMilk 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:25

That's ******* hilarious. (:

mahree8mellos 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:14

Thank you, #46.

Scotticus117 11

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:38

its spelled meters and you mean feet you stupid brit! and yeah how the f*** do you not feel that?

glitterpink 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:47

wow. i feel sorry for you. i bet you wanted to dig yourself a hole and fall into it (: And #48 - there are other parts of the world which is spelt as 'metres'. get outta your own little world. i hope you are not scottish