Health, Haircut and Hair: You absolute melt

You absolute melt

By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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You deserved it 2 142

By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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You deserved it 8 410

By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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You deserved it 113 262

By maddy - 28/02/2010 17:10 - United States

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

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You deserved it 23 828

By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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It's lit

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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No one will notice

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to straighten her hair while she did her makeup, even though I’ve never straightened hair before. I burned a length of it off, because I had no idea what I was doing. It’s super obvious from the back, but she’s gone out already. I’m a dead man when she gets home. FML

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You deserved it 504

VenusBlue 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:06

YDI for not paying attention while doing your hair. Lame.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 14 May 2010 9:15

Dumbass.

Comments

sassyjesSa 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:19

you are a liar OP! 

gutzzzz 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:19

OP is one special person, I bet it takes a whole new level of stupid to pull something like that off, or is it burn something like that off....?

beritis 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:28

1st you're such an idiot - u never do a second thing while straightening your hair. 2nd it's not a big deal get hair extensions, they are pretty much the same color and you can get what ever length.

jadedwaitress 0

Friday 14 May 2010 11:49

Good hair extensions aren't exactly cheap. Not everyone has hundreds of dollars on hand. That being said, who the **** reads a magazine while doing their own hair? Occasionally I listen to music while straightening my hair, but that's it. I need my eyes to make sure the hair is straight, and that I'm getting all the different sections of hair.

SweetestSin 4

Friday 14 May 2010 9:35

Well your not the brightest skittle in the bag now are you? Maybe you should cross out trying to multitask from now on!!

gutzzzz 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:42

grap skittle!? all the other colors are bright, I think? I normally eat the whole bag before I notice they are colored

SweetestSin 4

Friday 14 May 2010 9:46

Yellow is the brightest, I am thinking she is a purple on this one. I understand eating a whole bag before realizing that they are colored, they are just that damn good :-)

gutzzzz 0

Friday 14 May 2010 10:11

they are! and yeah, def. a purple one, and a brown m&m, which I also just learned were colored :O

SweetestSin 4

Friday 14 May 2010 10:47

You get 2 thumbs up from me :-)

abbi96x 0

Friday 14 May 2010 11:02

why is there a random arm in your pic...?

SweetestSin 4

Friday 14 May 2010 11:47

because I have kids. My son was getting ready to take a pic with mommy

CallMeHush 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:42

Die it black and go emo till it grows out.

rocker_chick105 31

Sunday 28 October 2012 6:03

Killing your hair will not solve the solution.

redtigerlily 5

Friday 14 May 2010 9:44

ydi for using straightners

mysfit 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:51

next time i'll bet you'll pay more attention! :D

newhere 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:56

dude... what kind of straightner do u have?? cuz nowadays if u leave it for a long time in ur hair, it wnt do that to you..... I truthly think is time to modernize!!!