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Why would she do that?.. You're sick, there's humor, then there's being retarded.. It's like your name gets thumbs ups, your comments aren't all that most of the time

Stephan - If you don't like it, then just thumb it down and move on. Why should you care if he gets 1000 thumbs up? What you're doing is trying to tear someone else down, and that makes you look like a jealous little twit.

Stephen are you angry because he gets thumbs up? Maybe if you focused on making your comments witty and pertaining to the FML instead of trying to tear down other comments, you might get a few thumbs up yourself

I don't care for thumbs, but it seems like this site is more about the comments than about the FMLs, the comments have to be funny or else they get thumbed down, especially the first few ones, who the hell made that up? Maybe I'm wrong but that's what I've seen so far on this site. I'm not trying to bring anyone down, but his comment was slightly offensive, like I said, there's humor, then there's being retarded! Don't get carried away and assume I'm trying to bring anyone down, I just told him what I thought about the comment, it was stupid, but people still thumb up.

The site is very obviously more about the comments. I'm surprised it's taken you this long to figure that out. Think about it: there are only a few stories published daily, but there are hundreds of comments made, and the comments are usually more entertaining than the FML. As for perdix's comment, that was rather tame for him. Your using the term "retarded", however, is considered by many to be offensive. Look in the mirror, friend.

stephan18: That's how I imperiled new here. Perdix is ALWAYS offensive, whether it's crude sexual humor, domestic violence, etc. But we all know he's joking, so we see past the political correctness and find the humor. If you don't agree, suck it up and move on.

I will agree that the more famous commentors like Perdix and Doc tend to be more thumbed up, but they also tend to provide entertaining comments. Sure some people will thumb them up just because of who they are, but they earn most of the thumb ups. And besides I have seen their comments have negative votes

Maybe he should look on the mirror, I called him as I saw him, he's talking about bukkake because the girls boyfriend came home drunk, how does that make sense to a normal person? I think I used the right term, maybe you need to do a check up Doc.

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Stephen, Your noob is showing. You clearly haven't been around long enough to see one of Perdix's comments get thumbed down into oblivion, which does happen every now then. So no, most people don't just thumb up his comments because of who he is. I usually don't find his comments very funny, but I at least have enough common sense to realize that he doesn't REALLY intend for OP to cheat on her boyfriend. BTW, I'm offended because you have the same name as my father (he even spells it the same way) and you're making a bad name for Stephens everywhere. Then again, my dad is a very conservative near humorless person. Dad, is that you????

You say I have the same name, spelled the same way but still can't spell it yourself, stephAn, and yes I have seen his comments get thumbed down, and that's where my hate comes from, he's offensive most of the time, but he still considers himself funny. No I'm not your dad..

Stephan - You apparently don't understand what I'm trying to say. I'll try to dumb it down so you get it this time. You called his comment offensive. You used an offensive term in your comment. That's makes you nothing more than a ******* hypocrite, and an envious one at that. You obviously want the popularity that he has. I assure you, you won't EVER get it. Get it? Good. I'm glad we had this chance to chat. Now **** off.

Ooooops! Your name is StephAn, not Stephen. I am no longer offended or have suspicions about your identity. Feel free to continue to be a douche noob.

Alright guys lets take it easy, his temper seems to be rising and I don't think we will get through to him

I would also note that wit, insight or comments containing obscure, but relevant factoids will also get you thumbed up.

Doc, make me **** off you attention seeking smart ass wannabe, it's funny because I tried "bringing you down" once, I don't think you had the chance to see the comment, it was taken down pretty fast, probably because I was right... Hey how's the advertisement for your blog working out on the FML community?

No, Stephan, I don't get a free ride because of my long tenure here. I get plenty of comments buried, some even quietly removed, lots that end up in the +/- single digits, and some occasional +hundreds. And yes, the comments ARE more important than the stories. The stories are the set-ups, but the comments are the punchlines. The story is necessary to get us started on a subject, but the comments are the real entertainment part of FML. Now, take that stick out of your ass and try to have some fun around here.

67-Oh yes, the 'I was moderated because I was right' justification. He's a troll guys! Didn't take him long to show his true colors. Sucks, Stephan, 'cause we're done feeding you. Piss off.

From noob to troll. I must alert the village. *Grabs pitch fork and torch and heads for the village* WE SHALL DISPATCH YOU SOON STEPHAN!!!

Stephan - You tried bringing me down? Congratulations! How'd that work out for you? I like that "make me!" comeback. It shows your infantile side very nicely. And your comment about my blog is just more free advertising. It seems to be working out well, and people seem to enjoy it.

That happened once, no I don't go around trying to troll people, but some comments piss me off and I won't hesitate to call people out on it, maybe you should look at some of my other comments, you would see I'm not a troll and most of the time aim to get thumbs ups myself, just saying Perdix, move up a little, try better humor, I've seen better from you.

Now you're just lying. You just admitted to trying to take down me and perdix. That's the definition of trolling. Now please, before you make yourself look even more foolish, go away. You've done yourself a big disservice today.

Doc, just out of curiosity what is in this person's foot?

I admitted nothing. Funny how you didn't answer my question though ;) I'm done with this thread

Of course you admitted it, you imbecile. And the advertising is going great, thanks for asking. Lots of people have their twitter or instagram or Facebook pages on their profile. You make it sound like such a bad thing. You're really rather a clueless ****, aren't you? Oh wait, I forgot...you're "done" with this thread. Go ahead, run away then you coward. I would be running too if I had been so thoroughly thrashed like you've been today. Good riddance. Er, I mean cheers!

stephan18: The FML gods must be particularly benevolent today. I would have banned you halfway through your little tirade.

I have officially seen everything on FML. I never thought I'd see the day where someone actually tried to take on DocB, Perdix, and ManInTheMachine at the same time. Stephan you basically signed a death wish. You could argue all day but each of them could beat you in a battle of wits with their eyes closed.

Doc I said I was done because you seemed to be, guess you're not as smart as you pretend to be and we'll go on, I admitted nothing, I said I tried to show how you were calling people out on your profile description (that you changed) about wanting attention with dumb comments, when you do the same, but for your blog.. You dumb ass hypocrite, why are you getting so mad though? I got all day since I use the iPhone app, go on if you need to I'll be here.

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I don't mind, unlike you people, I come here for the actual FMLs, not this weird comment section society you idiots seem to revolve around..

90- Then why make an account and comment on the FMLs? No one said you have to comment or even read the comments to enjoy fmylife.com.

Did I say I never comment? I said I'm not here for the comments, but if I feel the need to comment, I will, if I have an account it automatically means I'm here to post witty comments to get people's attention?.. No!

stephan18: I've had FMLs of my own published before I got an account. Perdix commented on them. I didn't get offended or upset. I laughed at his humor. Get a life kid; you can't take many things in life at face value.

93-Shut up, you butthurt immature ****-monkey. You were wrong. It's over. This is ******* ridiculous. Now, since you've been slapped into submission like the **** face you are, you've resulted to 'Well, I didn't like the comments section anyway.' Like a spoiled brat. Why are the mods letting this continue? This is the way FML is. If you don't like it, find another site to bitch and moan about. I promise we won't miss you.

I am proud to say that I was at the beginning and got to be a part of stephan18's downfall, it has been an honor fighting alongside you Doc and Perdix *salutes*

Stephan- I find your use of the word "retarded" more offensive than Perdix's jokes.

The biggest problem with people like you Stephan is the inability to give up. When I'm wrong, I admit it and learn from my mistake. When you're wrong, you start acting like a petulant child, lying, and changing your story. It's really quite amusing, so I'm happy to continue until the mods come and wipe this thread and ban you for obvious trolling. Hey mods, can I PLEASE have banning power? Just for 5 minutes? I PROMISE not to ban KaySL. *crosses fingers behind back*

The guys talking about docs intelligence and saying he has more than me.. But you don't even know me, or him, his FML fame makes you think like that, if I was in his place and he was "trolling" me you'd be on my side, other guy talking about me bitching saying I don't like the FML comment section because I've been trashed, when it's clear I've been saying that from before he commented on the thread, guys **** off get lives, I won't stop because some idiots gang up on me on a sites comment thread, especially this ones, where there's more idiots than actual people who are here for the FMLs, easy to say you've won the fight with 10 people on you're side, when alone I'd destroy anyone who tries to argue with me, people get offended when I talk bad about their FML "heroes", but not at racist, degrading or rude comments that they call "jokes", what the **** is going on here? And I can admit defeat, but where is it in this thread, all I see is people ganging up on me because they consider other people here superior because of their comment history

#72, sorry, Stephan, I don't do formula. The beauty of FML is that I can be whoever I want from day to day. I can be a jackass. I can be supportive. I can play dumb. I can be a crusader for justice. If you know what my comment is going to be before you read it, then it's a bad day for me. Being hit-or-miss gives me the chance to have big hits, but we have to flog through my misses.

....Right. Everyone's the idiot but you. Again, if you don't like it, just read the FML or **** off. Nothing is keeping you here but your disgusting ego. Don't think you're starting some kind of revolution, or a lamb among wolves or some shit. You're a troll in denial, among intellectuals getting weary of your presence. Piss. Off. Oh and I like how you only addressed one part of my reply to you. Guess I was right.

I was just thinking the same. Unless he's long distance. Which wasn't what OP said so you'd have to assume he isn't. So yea...kind of a douche bag anyway.