You OK, hun?

By Porche - 12/11/2015 16:24 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML
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You deserved it 4 670

Same thing different taste

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The classy thing woulda been to get replacements after you ate the donut. But then you coulda just ate the fresh donut. And this all requires clothes...

You didn't cry over the doughnut. What's wrong with you?

Doughnuts are definitely something to cry over lol.

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The next day: "Today, I called my girlfriend during work to tell her I ate the last doughnut, and I started by saying, "I hate to do this over the phone." She burst into tears because she thought I was breaking up with her. When she got home, she dumped me. FML"

Hey, I thought this was a pretty neat pun. Or maybe I have lower standards than I thought...

you might need to stop by the donut shop after work... you emotional wreck you, lol

I'm glad it was just a doughnut, but it sounds like you have severe self-esteem issues