You OK, hun?

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML
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Top comments

MrXerxes5 6

My theory: they saw OP walk in and heard something that sounded like a lion roaring

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hellogoodbye1996 6

she could probably smell it

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Comments

megatone 2

"Yeah Debra I got the screaming *****!"

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MrSexyPants 14

Lol shit on Debra's desk

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allenye818 2

it's Debras fault for bringing hot wings to the office

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iluvboobies 9

How could she possibly help? Wipe your ass?

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iAmScrubs 19

She's doing the right thing. Workers should help out workers in their time of need. If she offers to coach you during your misery, accept her offer gracefully.

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Hector1070 0

I'm reading this from a public restroom !

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youshitme 9

remind me never to use your phone. You're disgusting

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Stupend0us 7

Me too. 33 - It's easy. My left is only used for my phone. My right hand does all the dirty work ;). My phone is clean.

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every1luvsvag 10

..... A little buttery with a... what is that.... citrus-y hint to it?

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ferrarixxx20 1

I like to pretend women don't do that...

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jasminee0xx 5

what would you prefer? her to shit or for her body to become so blocked up it has no where to go and her body forces it out of her mouth? yer trust me that does happen.

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Tektite 14

LOL... that's gonna be something they'll be discussing at the next meeting ;D

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