Your tryed

By Anonymous - 03/06/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML
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MiniFil 0

It would've gone much better if the AC landed on her head and them you say "Ha! I can do something. I killed the bitch!" Ming Ming!

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Hazimius 0

I would work on improving the relationship in a mature manner rather than attempting to prove her wrong.

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Katzilla_dances 0

Megan, is that you? LOL Get a job, move out, or contribute to the household!

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lyndsaygirl 0

Sounds like your mom was right. You'd be better off helping wih household chores, or better yet, planting a new garden to replace the roses you destroyed. YDI

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plexico 3

You sure proved your mom wrong! You are worth less than worthless -- you're a liability!

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aback 4

That's really a two-person job. But hey--tell her you can't kiss your ass by yourself and ask for her help.

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spagett666 0

Hmmmmm....I like turtles!

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toyota_fml 0

49 dont tell me u like to wipe turtles asses with q-tips lol

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sthanu150 0

i remember when i couldn't follow simple written instructions. i think i was 3 years old.

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