Zigazig Ah

By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
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Leeono 26

Maybe you don’t give him what he wants, what he really, really wants, cos what he really really wants is a zigzag ahhhhhhh!

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ohsnapword 21

Talk about spicing up your life.

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boopingsnoot 24

Think of it like this: sharing a slice of cake together is romantic, but sometimes you get the need to shove a whole chocolate bar into your mouth in private.

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iny0urjuicebox 7

This is oddly wise and somewhat poetic...

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James Dodds 4

At least you know that he's straight. It could have been a lot worse - it could've been the Justin Beiber or the One Direction concert movies.

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AcieMcG 21

Unless it was the scene with the ass-less chaps lol

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Lobby_Bee 17

Which spice girls he was jacking off to tell you his personality.

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chosha_fml 26

At least he wasn’t getting with your friends.

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neuronerd 28

Well, you could resolve that issue if tonight is the night that 2 become 1.

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Chazzster 28

OP, I have some news for you. Masturbation is normal. Normal people do it to relieve tension or when they have the urge, but their partner isn’t there or is not in the mood. It does not mean your boyfriend is being untrue to you. It means he is human. Loosen up a bit, you are making a mountain out of a mole hill and if you keep it up it will drive your boyfriend away.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

And the award for most obscure wank material goes to....

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tonyfan00 38

In his defense, you <I>did</I> tell him to spice up his sex life...

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davecross 11

Really to the spice girls movie. Apparently he hasn't been on the internet theirs about 1 billion other videos he can ********** to

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