Today, a homeless man asked me for money for food. I usually... - FML

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By I believed you ... - 21/08/2017 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a homeless man asked me for money for food. I usually decline in case of substance abuse, but I decided to believe him and gave him some. After, he went past me, then the grocery store, and into the liquor store. Through the window, I watched him buy a can of beer with my money. FML

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Akitakat 31

Friday 25 August 2017 20:09

Addiction is a strong thing. FHL because he values booze over food.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 25 August 2017 20:09

Addiction is a strong thing. FHL because he values booze over food.

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