By rene - 22/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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TheMadScientist 13

Awesome kids!

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LiveLaughFML 10

kids..they do the cutest things. ;) anyone else have trouble clicking this FML from their mobile device?

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everybodyluvsMEN 0

She didn't... They took them

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1221jamw 11

10- don't reply to #1 if it's not replying to number 1 you moron.

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LiveLaughFML 10

#24 you moron, you're not replying to 1 either. why don't you worry about yourself, bro?

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kenjames 4

You should thank them. If it weren't for them, you wouldn't be getting your "lost" keys back.

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facilitator 0

25,26- you're not repling to 1 either, so what good are you?

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Keyman1212 14

Stealing is just borrowing without asking!

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LaughinStock 16

Neither are you 42 :D yes I'm crazy lol

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MrleClochard 4

29- they are having a discussion concerning a previous post in reply to 1 which actually wasn't a reply, but just an effort to have a comment to the FML at the top of the list.

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eminemchick 19

well at least they gave it back? idk but if thats your only birthday present FYL

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YourEvilHero 12

give them a grounding or make them cook you dinner if youre old enough

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marmlr339 14

#1 - the point being made was that the kids stole the keys, so they could give her them for her birthday

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fakeaccountX 6

They could've given you worse things.

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eminemchick 19

Did anyone else read 91's comment in napoleon dynamite's voice?

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tuckerharbaugh 0

you sir, are the voice of god.

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lipfullacope 0

Ami the only one who also read this rage comic on reddit?

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hannahmorgan06 7

hahaha clever kids.

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TheSchizoPsycho 5

I did!!! Kill kids!!!

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TheMadScientist 13

Awesome kids!

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Sweej 1

Wow, that's actually a very cool present... I mean, nowadays there are a lot of the same type of gifts, and by giving you keys, they're being very original!!

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kelsey_katie 17

I want to meet your children op! They sound awesome! Hahaha

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eminemchick 19

off topic but where did the mom's cellphone fml go?:/

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YourEvilHero 12

if they're old enough* hopefully nobody noticed ~_~

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MichellinMan 20

Rotten little thieves...

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flagg1888 3

And they kept your present a secret for a whole week!! Grats on that alone

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yummayy_ 11

Hey!! Today is my birthday too!

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n_epic_fail 14

that could have decided on no gift :) haha u got the keys back...

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everybodyluvsMEN 0

Watch out, your kids are Kleptomaniacs!!

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sheethapins 13

If they were kleptos, they wouldn't have given the keys back.

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MichellinMan 20

Why so many thumbs down? This guy was obviously joking.

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everybodyluvsMEN 0

I don't know D: Lol

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bball234 6

they might need to, "lose," something as well.

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bball234 6

no like their favorite toy or something. and no i didnt mean limbs people. geez.

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tylersign 11

The first thing that came to my mind was viginity too xD *commence thumbs down storm*

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oops_im_fucked 8

You want to be thumbed down?

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schaflava 0

I'll do one better. I'll volunteer to thumb **** you.

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zaveeshaveesh3 7

Bball234- your pic cracks me up every time

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GrooveSponge 0

Some kids ya got there:/ I wouldn't say this is an FML though...could've been a lot worse!

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xgirlofglassx 4

Sounds like something I would've done as a child ^^

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takeapieandrun 9

Hopefully you didn't order a new one since they cost a lot.

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AliSama 17

I think you are a pessimist. They probably found it and had no money to buy you a gift so they surprised you by giving you what you lost. Nothing wrong with that.

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