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By rene - 22/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By story of my life - 07/03/2022 02:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 11:29 - Netherlands

Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML

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By Thomas - 13/12/2009 06:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my parents singing "Happy birthday" with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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TheMadScientist 13

Monday 22 August 2011 23:00

Awesome kids!

takanuva0123 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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phoebe333 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:47

Happy Birthday Mom. Here are your keys to you brand new car! :)

BrianAlarcon 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:00

Sneaky kids!

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:01

Surprise, something you already owned and probably were at a great disadvantage for not having. Lol Kids do the darnedest things.

lidsthesquid 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:02

*sets off a party popper!* :D

ahiddengoddess 9

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:04

Stop complaining at least they gave them back

leannecloveryau 11

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:29

oh well, at least your kids have a sense of humour.

oops_im_fucked 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:40

You found 'em! Wait...

cupcakes729 7

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:41

Ooh that sucks! Well, happy birthday! :D

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:15

You can now look forward to getting your car back for Father's Day.

10oclockSteve 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:55

Its kinda cute :)

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