Kids: Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into...

By FoodyFood - 19/03/2012 04:59 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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By gross - 06/08/2015 17:28 - United States

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2016 05:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML

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By NoCookForYou - 22/08/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Marie - 11/06/2020 17:12

Today, while trying to get my picky daughter to eat her dinner, I pretended to take some of her food and give it to her brother, thinking that would get her to eat it. Instead, she thanked me. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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mikezz22 4

Monday 19 March 2012 12:03

thats cute lol !

justmethough 8

Monday 19 March 2012 12:06

That's adorable, what's not to love? I'm going to start kissing my ingredients now.

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mikezz22 4

Monday 19 March 2012 12:03

thats cute lol !

MatheusRajuidas 5

Monday 19 March 2012 12:08

More like lovely.

ZeDolphinator 7

Monday 19 March 2012 12:03

Hey, at least she's obedient.

justmethough 8

Monday 19 March 2012 12:06

That's adorable, what's not to love? I'm going to start kissing my ingredients now.

Pebbles89 9

Monday 19 March 2012 12:06

I'd do it to be a smartass, but it is pretty cute.

Silverangel007 3

Monday 19 March 2012 12:08

Congratulations, you raised an idiot!

IndianGiver 8

Monday 19 March 2012 12:09

Luckly she didnt spit in it and said, "love this, bitch."

Mariebaz 11

Monday 19 March 2012 12:10

Cute, why is this an FML?

KeyboardWarrior 10

Monday 19 March 2012 12:13

Because it was posted, didn't suck, got through the moderation process, and is now up here.

derpspot 2

Monday 19 March 2012 12:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

trumpet27 1

Tuesday 21 February 2017 1:01

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elerbears 9

Monday 19 March 2012 12:15

thats just adorable

rocker_chick105 31

Monday 19 March 2012 12:21

How is this an FML? That's so cute!

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