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By FoodyFood - 19/03/2012 04:59 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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mikezz22 4

Monday 19 March 2012 12:03

thats cute lol !

justmethough 8

Monday 19 March 2012 12:06

That's adorable, what's not to love? I'm going to start kissing my ingredients now.

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mikezz22 4

Monday 19 March 2012 12:03

thats cute lol !

MatheusRajuidas 5

Monday 19 March 2012 12:08

More like lovely.

ZeDolphinator 7

Monday 19 March 2012 12:03

Hey, at least she's obedient.

justmethough 8

Monday 19 March 2012 12:06

That's adorable, what's not to love? I'm going to start kissing my ingredients now.

Pebbles89 9

Monday 19 March 2012 12:06

I'd do it to be a smartass, but it is pretty cute.

Silverangel007 3

Monday 19 March 2012 12:08

Congratulations, you raised an idiot!

IndianGiver 8

Monday 19 March 2012 12:09

Luckly she didnt spit in it and said, "love this, bitch."

Mariebaz 11

Monday 19 March 2012 12:10

Cute, why is this an FML?

KeyboardWarrior 10

Monday 19 March 2012 12:13

Because it was posted, didn't suck, got through the moderation process, and is now up here.

derpspot 2

Monday 19 March 2012 12:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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trumpet27 1

Tuesday 21 February 2017 1:01

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elerbears 9

Monday 19 March 2012 12:15

thats just adorable

rocker_chick105 31

Monday 19 March 2012 12:21

How is this an FML? That's so cute!

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