By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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ollie179 21

Get her something nice, she's angry. Get her something shit or nothing, she's angry. You can't win.

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firelight619 0

Some people just aren't as grateful...

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fabian21 0

At least she didn't break it into piece by thinking it was a roach. (Earlier FML reference)

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enonymous 8

Whoa guy code infraction... We are not allowed to remember birthdays, anniversaries and how to drive to the mother in laws house. Next time do what I do. Take her to a nice fancy restaurant, let her supersize and she can have 1 monopoly game piece... As long as it's not park place...

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nublets 12

21- or boardwalk, dont forget the boardwalk!

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cbdee 8

u sure know a good time 21!

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Stalkers 0

If she doesn't want it then go return it and give her something that isn't as good.

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dre_bro11 12

OP, are you the same guy who left your gf 'ticketless' at the movies? If so, I can see why!

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mario3584 0

That's what I would do

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Alex94xela 0

Op should have asked for a ******* or something so her gift would have been better

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enonymous 8

52 - I set the bar pretty high. I know the only necklaces I give my partner does not come from a jewelry store.

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pip74205 9

And if your present had been worse than hers, she STILL would have yelled at you.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Well my comment posted twice, my bad

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slushpup9696 12

Witches be hazy.

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Wicked361 8

I think the proper saying is Bitches be Trippin

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jacob128 4

#35 im going to infer your white completely based on your comment

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ollie179 21

Get her something nice, she's angry. Get her something shit or nothing, she's angry. You can't win.

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hiLife808 0

I agree with #3, there's no winning with girls. That's why you need to get yourself woman OP cause they don't play mind games.

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BobsUrAunty 2

women are worse. they've had more time and practice to hone their skills lol

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capilot 10

#3 speaks truth. I took a girl for a week in Bora Bora once, and she got mad because I didn't plan anything romantic during our 4-hour layover between flights on the way home. Your best policy: break up with your girlfriend just before holiday season and find a new girlfriend after valentine's day.

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Ravenclaw2016 6

81 - Getting mad over something like that is ridiculous, who the **** expects some elaborate plan at an airport layover? But that "best policy" is also shit. I sincerely hope that part was a joke.

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popcorned 0

Dump her, she's angry. But for the last time. :) !!

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prince122 0

Bitches never satisfied... Always Go with the my dick in a box.

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Badab1ng 5

That's what shy Ronnie would do anyways.

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tsim_fml 0

This is when you close your eyes, pucker up, reach your arms out for a hug and say "Love you!" Works everytime.

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spicerack1528 3

A new pearl one might be able to quell her anger, if not at least you'll feel better

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borkchop1992 15

ungreatful biatch

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tsim_fml 0

***ungrateful bitch***

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Aim_Low 4

On the bright side, you can always tell her it's her Christmas gift as well...

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